Pranks

Phone Pranks

Water Shutoff Prank
Call your friend and let him know that the city is going to be shutting of the water for the next couple of days and have advised to fill sinks, tubs, buckets, etc with water before they shutoff water system in the next few hours. It also helps to have other close friends give the victim a call explaining the same story.


Telemarketer Prank
The next time that annoying telemarketer calls and aks for a specific person, ask him if he can hold for a sec. Then lay the phone down and go back in about 10 min. to hang it up. To telelmarketers, time is money and they won't want to stay on hold for a long time waiting for someone who will more than likely not want anything from them. If you do this a few more times whenever they call, they will eventually stop calling.


Telemarketing Veggie Talk
The next time you get an annoying telemarketer calling you start naming vegetables as he is giving his pitch. He will become annoyed and just hang up on you.


Out Of Toilet Paper
Call any restaurant and tell the person that answers the phone that you are calling on your cell phone and you are in the bathroom. Tell them you are currently on the stall and need toilet paper. The poor sap will have to walk to the restroom to refill the toilet paper whether it needs it or not. If you get lucky, they may actually be someone using one of the stall when the restaurant worker walks in there.


Burger King or McDonalds Prank
Call any local Burger King or McDonalds and start placing an order over the phone. Make sure and tell them its for 'here' and not 'to go'


3 Way Prank
Use your 3 way calling to do this prank. All you do is simply call your first victim and as soon as he answers quickly speed dial the other victim. Then try to be quiet on your end as they both tell each other hello and wonder who called who.


Bothered At Home
When a telemarketer calls you act interested in the product they are selling. But ask them for their home phone number so you can call them back. If they give you their 1 800 number, refuse and say you want his or her home phone number to discuss the finalizing of the sale. If they refuse again (which they will) then yell at them and say, "Oh so you don't like being bothered at home!! huh?"


Revenge On The Telemarketer
Whenever a telemarketer calls swing the conversation to religion and try selling them on your belief. After awhile, if you do this enough they will stop calling you.


Pass Out Your Victim's Phone Number
Write your victim's phone number on all your dollar bills before you spend them.


Prank Phone Calls
The following are prank phone calls you can make to public places like a bar: 1.) Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here? 2.) Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! 3.) Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! 4.) Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! 5.) Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! 6.) Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual! 7.) Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? 8.) Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! 9.) Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? 10.) Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? 11.) Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tinkle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle! 12.) I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura 13.) Ollie Tabooger (I'll eat a booger). 14.) Heywood U. Cuddleme! Heywood U. Cuddleme? Big guy in the back, Heywood U. Cuddleme? 15.)

Vasoline Phone Prank
Apply some vasoline to any phone receiver. Your victim will have a sticky ear after answering the next call.


End The Phone Call
If you are on the phone and talking to someone who is just wasting your valuable time, then just hang up mid sentence. The victim will never know if it was you pressing 'disconnect' or just a bad connection.


Where Is My Phone?
Hide your victim's phone and give him a call. Then try not to laugh as you watch him scramble around looking for his phone.


31 Flavor Phone Prank
Call your victim and disguise your voice as a radio DJ and ask him this simple question: "If you can name 31 Baskin Robin Ice Cream flavors in 31 seconds, then you will win $31,000...ready? Go..then wait a few seconds and say "oh! so sorry you are out of time" then hang up!


Phone Receiver Trick
Unplug the phone receiver just a little bit, so it looks like its still plugged in and is not noticeable. The next time the phone rings and your victim goes to answer it...the receiver will come right out!


Sticky Tape In Your Ear
Use either double sided clear sticky tape or just roll up regular clear tape. Place it on the ear part of the phone headset. Whoever answers the phone next won't even notice it and will have clear tape stuck to their ear.


Overdue Video Rental
Call a random number and tell him you are calling from the local video store. Tell him his video rental "Girls Gone Wild" is overdue and needs to be returned ASAP!


Grandma! Be Carefull.
Call a company that allows you to order products over the phone. Then tell them, "Yes, i would like to order a...Grandma! Be Carefull!!"...sorry about that...then go on ordering the item but every so often say, "Grandma put that shotgun down!" then say "Don't get too close to those steps with that gun grandma!" continue with your order then make a loud BANG!!! noise and say OMG!!! then hangup on them.


Fax Machine Prank
Call someone by dialing their number with the max machine. They will receive a loud screeching and very annoying sound coming through the phone.


Answering The Phone Prank
Next time you answer your phone, this is what you should say: "hello, this is (Your Fake Name Here) from the city morgue, you stab them we slab them, how may I help you?"

Shoe Polish Phone Prank
Coat the reciever of someone's phone with shoe polish and then give them a call. Instant gratification. Make sure you match the colors of the polish and the phone. Small amounts of shaving cream work too.


Three Way Call
Utilizing threeway calling, call two people you don't know and start a confused conversation that goes like, "who is this?", "Who is *this*?", "Why did you call me?", "Call you? You called me!"...


Glue The Reciever Down
Glue the victim's reciever down, and then start making lots of calls to the victim.


Make A Pledge
Call in pledges to your local public TV station in the victim's name. Be generous. Other charities work as well.


Intercom Switch
Switch on the intercom as tell the victim that the "person on the other end wants to talk to you". You'll hear them going "Hello? Hellooo?"...


Multiple Caller Wrong Number Prank
Gather up a group of friends for this one. One after another you and your friends call the victim and ask him if Ronald is there (or some other creative name). Everytime he says, "No you have the wrong number" another friend calls back asking for the same name. After the victim gets really annoyed, you then call him and tell him that you are Ronald and ask him if anyone has been calling for you.


Here Comes The Train!
Call someone on your cell phone next time you are stuck at a rail road crossing and waiting for the train to pass through. As the train gets closer, the person on the other line will be able to hear it. Tell him, "Oh no! Oh no! ...i am stuck on a train track" He will hear the train getting closer and closer then make a loud clapping noise and quickly end the call. Make sure to call him back laughling!! and make sure you tell him the truth.


Congrats! You Won!
Some restaurants have those little prize boxes where you have to fill out the form for a chance to win something. When nobody is paying attention, take a few of them out. Then call those people up and tell them they won the prize! The bigger the prize the more enthusiastic the victim will be. Then tell them they will need to pick up their prize in person. Give them a location far away at an unusual time.


Name Swap
Next time your buddy leaves his phone laying around. Pick it up and change your name in the phonebook with an Ex's name. Then wait a few minutes and give him a call. He will think his Ex is calling him.


Answering Machine Prank
Next time you call your buddy up and he doesn't answer the phone because he is staying home and has a hot date over, try this prank. If he doesn't answer, this means it will go straight to the answering machine. So he and his date will hear the message you leave...this is what you say: "Hey Mr. Smith (or whatever his last name is) this is the video store calling to remind you that you still haven't returned Buff Sexy Gay Men Volume 2...its 3 days late"